Kara-obola
\nto The Kinks: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ryukCAAAkP0<\/p>\n
\u201cEbola\u201d to “Lola” – a terrible filk<\/p>\n
I met her in a club in Libera
\nWhere you drink alone and don\u2019t drink opened cola
\nC O L A cola
\nShe walked up to me and she asked me to dance
\nI backed off in fear and in a high voice I said, \u201cEbola\u2026.
\nE\u2014be-O-L ola e-e-e-e Ebola\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now me, I\u2019m not the world’s most physical guy
\nAnd when she headed for me, I pointed to the sign,
\nOh ebola, e e e ebola\u2026
\nShe\u2019s not dumb, she could understand
\nIt\u2019s illegal now to even hold my hand.
\noh ebola e e e ebola, ebola e e e ebola\u2026.<\/p>\n
But we drank bottled water and danced all night
\nUnder the ultra violet light.
\nI wouldn\u2019t get close or sit on her knee,
\nAnd I don\u2019t let anyone come home with me\u2026
\nWell, I\u2019m not the world\u2019s most paranoid guy
\nBut then I looked in her eyes, and I thought, \u201cI\u2019ll get ebola!\u201d
\ne e e e ebola, e e e e bola\u2026.
\ne e e e ebola, e e e e bola\u2026.<\/p>\n
I pushed chairs away
\nI ran to the door
\nI fell to the floor
\nI was down on my knees –
\nLooked down, my bare hand I could now see!<\/p>\n
Well that\u2019s the way that it has to stay,
\nOn quarantine row now every day, for Ebola
\ne e e ebola
\nIt don\u2019t matter if you\u2019re boys or girls
\nIt\u2019s a mixed up muddled up shook up world with ebola
\ne e e ebola<\/p>\n
Well I just left home a week before
\nand I\u2019d never thought I\u2019d kiss a woman before
\nbut since my suit ripped there over my hand
\nI got sick of watchin\u2019 my life under Saran\u2122\u2026<\/p>\n
Well I was the world\u2019s most paranoid man
\nBut the next girl I see I\u2019ll take her hand.
\nScrew ebola!
\ne e e e ebola, e e e e bola\u2026.
\ne e e e ebola, e e e e bola\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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