Kara-obola
to The Kinks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryukCAAAkP0
“Ebola” to “Lola” – a terrible filk
I met her in a club in Libera
Where you drink alone and don’t drink opened cola
C O L A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I backed off in fear and in a high voice I said, “Ebola….
E—be-O-L ola e-e-e-e Ebola….”
Now me, I’m not the world’s most physical guy
And when she headed for me, I pointed to the sign,
Oh ebola, e e e ebola…
She’s not dumb, she could understand
It’s illegal now to even hold my hand.
oh ebola e e e ebola, ebola e e e ebola….
But we drank bottled water and danced all night
Under the ultra violet light.
I wouldn’t get close or sit on her knee,
And I don’t let anyone come home with me…
Well, I’m not the world’s most paranoid guy
But then I looked in her eyes, and I thought, “I’ll get ebola!”
e e e e ebola, e e e e bola….
e e e e ebola, e e e e bola….
I pushed chairs away
I ran to the door
I fell to the floor
I was down on my knees –
Looked down, my bare hand I could now see!
Well that’s the way that it has to stay,
On quarantine row now every day, for Ebola
e e e ebola
It don’t matter if you’re boys or girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world with ebola
e e e ebola
Well I just left home a week before
and I’d never thought I’d kiss a woman before
but since my suit ripped there over my hand
I got sick of watchin’ my life under Saran™…
Well I was the world’s most paranoid man
But the next girl I see I’ll take her hand.
Screw ebola!
e e e e ebola, e e e e bola….
e e e e ebola, e e e e bola…